Submitted by Lorenco
March 07, 2009
What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
Why do pumpkins never quarrel?
Because they have no stomach for fighting.