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Submitted by Kircata
July 21, 2009y.


The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
5 votes, average 4.2 of 5
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Surf's Up!
Submitted by Termo_Jon
July 15, 2009y.


While surfing off the Florida coast, a tourist snapped his board. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the broken board. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "Wow", said the tourist. The beachcomber added, "The sharks got 'em."
4 votes, average 5 of 5
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Car Safety Seats
Submitted by Lights77
July 15, 2009y.


7 votes, average 5 of 5
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Top Class Limousine
Submitted by GBig
July 15, 2009y.


One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with me too!", he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" The second man answered. "Bring them as well!" They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The rich man replied "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about three feet tall!"
5 votes, average 5 of 5
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Slightly Angry Cat
July 09, 2009y.
7 votes, average 5 of 5
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Create Your Own T-shirt
Submitted by Gazo
July 08, 2009y.


9 votes, average 5 of 5
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Road Mix...
Submitted by invisible
July 05, 2009y.


4 votes, average 5 of 5
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Suzuki Rulezzz
Submitted by showshow1
July 05, 2009y.


6 votes, average 5 of 5
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