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The Business is Business...
Submitted by Mister_Twister
March 20, 2009y.


Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.
3 votes, average 5 of 5
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Will They Need Help?
Picture 1 submitted by Joon_13, Picture 2 submitted by Jack, Picture 3 submitted by J_T
March 19, 2009y.






How many cops does it take to change light bulb?
Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "Show's over, nothing left to see here, folks, move along."
3 votes, average 5 of 5
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The Ultimate Mc Donald's Experience
Submitted by Miw_wow
March 19, 2009y.


12 votes, average 4.42 of 5
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I See Sound...
Submitted by Galaxy
March 19, 2009y.


2 votes, average 5 of 5
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The Police Station
Submitted by Max_Cavalery
March 16, 2009y.


Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned: "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"
3 votes, average 5 of 5
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Auto Repair Diagnosis Help
Submitted by Mishele
March 16, 2009y.


4 votes, average 4.75 of 5
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We Fly High
Submitted by Mike_t
March 16, 2009y.


4 votes, average 5 of 5
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Beer Tower
Submitted by nnn_female
March 16, 2009y.


Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too." Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well? 3rd man: No, sir. I AM Peanuts!
3 votes, average 5 of 5
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