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ATTENTION!
Submitted by DON VITO
March 13, 2009y.


5 votes, average 5 of 5
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I BEAT ANOREXIA!
Picture 1 submitted by DON VITO, Picture 2 submitted by DON VITO
March 13, 2009y.




One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?" Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?" Tom: "The smaller piece, of course." Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"
4 votes, average 5 of 5
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Always Coca-Cola!
Submitted by Wizine
March 10, 2009y.


5 votes, average 5 of 5
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WARNING
Submitted by AnalBreaker
March 10, 2009y.


4 votes, average 5 of 5
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Emo WC
Submitted by bigbong
March 08, 2009y.


10 votes, average 5 of 5
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Get Ready For This...
Submitted by SASO
March 07, 2009y.


A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
6 votes, average 4.83 of 5
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Bad Boss, Bad Workers...
Submitted by Anonimous
March 07, 2009y.


Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other " hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?" pointing to the supervisor. The other says, "I don't know, go ask him." So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says "Hey, how come we do all a da work and you get all a da money?" The supervisor says "Intelligence". Guido says "what is this intelligence?" The supervisor puts his hand on a tree and says "Hita my hand as hard as you can!" Guido winds up and with all his might tries to hit the supervisors hand. Just as he almost does the supervisor pulls his hand away and Guido hits the tree! The supervisor says "That's intelligence". Still smarting Guido goes back to his co-worker and his co-worker says "Hey what did he say?" With a sheepish look on his face Guido puts his hand on his face and says "hita my hand as hard as you can. . .
9 votes, average 4.56 of 5
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Helloween Pumpkins
Submitted by Lorenco
March 07, 2009y.


What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash
Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
Why do pumpkins never quarrel?
Because they have no stomach for fighting.
6 votes, average 5 of 5
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