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Bicycle Adventures
Submitted by OFFBEAT
March 07, 2009y.


Cyclist was stopped by customs. "What's in the bags?", asked the officer, pointing to his panniers. "Sand," said the cyclist. "Let me take a look", said the cop. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, refilled the bags, and continued across the border.
A week later, the same thing happened, and continued every week for a year, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear.
A few months later, the cop saw the cyclist living it up downtown. "You sure had us foxed", said the cop. "We knew you were smuggling something across the border. "I won't say a word - but what was it you were smuggling?" "Haven't you saw... Bicycles!"
5 votes, average 5 of 5
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''Ass Cake''
Submitted by kos_yo
March 06, 2009y.


8 votes, average 5 of 5
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America's Biggest Outdoor Water Park
Submitted by frogster
March 06, 2009y.


8 votes, average 4.75 of 5
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Route 66
Submitted by Tangon
March 06, 2009y.


5 votes, average 5 of 5
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The Real King Kong
Submitted by Digger
March 04, 2009y.


If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.
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Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
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Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.
3 votes, average 5 of 5
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Make the right choise...
Submitted by Samuel
March 04, 2009y.


3 votes, average 5 of 5
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LOL CAT
Submitted by Kanye
March 04, 2009y.


A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!
4 votes, average 5 of 5
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Atomic Bomb?!?
Submitted by Jon_Digweed
March 02, 2009y.


Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?" The second Marine said, "I would screw the first thing that moved. What would you do?" The first Marine replied, "I would stand very still for half an hour."
4 votes, average 5 of 5
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