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Take a Seat
Submitted by Jimmy_H
February 27, 2009y.


5 votes, average 4.4 of 5
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Windows XP Broken Edition
Submitted by mnmnm_bl
February 27, 2009y.


Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card. So I don't think we could do that."
6 votes, average 4.83 of 5
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Beer Castle :)
Submitted by hello_z
February 27, 2009y.


3 votes, average 5 of 5
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The Best Driver in the World
Submitted by Incredible
February 27, 2009y.


A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
6 votes, average 5 of 5
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Computer Technology
Submitted by Leo_ca
February 26, 2009y.


8 votes, average 5 of 5
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Teamwork
Submitted by Triple_Extreme
February 26, 2009y.


Principles of Team Work

There were four people named
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and
Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure Somebody would do it,
Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was
Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it but
Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody
when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
6 votes, average 5 of 5
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Top Of The Rock
Submitted by Jack_V
February 26, 2009y.


8 votes, average 5 of 5
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Darts?!?
Submitted by Jumper
February 26, 2009y.


A man goes into a strange pub and starts chatting to some of the local darts players when they ask him if he wants a game. He says "I have never played a game of darts before but I will give it a go if you tell me what to do."
After playing for about an hour he has not lost a single game and has hit some fantastic shots. One of the players says to him "I thought you had never played before?"
The man replies "No I haven't, but there are a lot of flies in my flat and I have got some old darts which I throw at them and pin them to the wall."
"No wonder you are so good then if you can do that. But doesn't it make a mess on the wall?"
"Not really" replies the man "Because I only pin them by their back legs."
4 votes, average 5 of 5
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