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Just Got Tattoo on Friday...
Submitted by Davodoff
February 22, 2009y.


Things You'll Never Hear Darth Vader Say:
If this is a consular ship, could you please tell the ambassador to come out of hiding so we could discuss this like civilized beings?
Has anyone seen my inhaler?
Impressive...most impressive. Can you do that again?
You should not have come back. But, since you're here, let's shake hands and call it even.
But I was going into Toshi station to pick up some power converters!
Man, this armor chafes.
Luke, do you ever get that not-so fresh feeling?
Wow! Neat!
What does that button do?
I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
Oh man! I just shot Cpt. Needa in the face! Needa's dead, baby. Needa's dead.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Are you the keymaster?
Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me!
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Turn up the VOLUME!
Submitted by Master_83
February 22, 2009y.


5 votes, average 5 of 5
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Water on the Road
Submitted by visual_arts
February 21, 2009y.


8 votes, average 5 of 5
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Speeding Fine...
Submitted by Don Vito
February 21, 2009y.


A policeman stops a woman for speed driving. "Why didn't you stop when you heared my signal?" - he asks. "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't hear the signal, officer" - replied the woman. "That's what we are going to write - said the policeman - she drived with speed higher than the sound speed."
4 votes, average 5 of 5
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How to Feed Rabbits?
Submitted by Veiron
February 21, 2009y.


A rabbit walked into a bar and asked the bar man "Got any carrots?" the bar man said "Sorry mate no". The next day the rabbit went into the bar agian and asked "Got any carrots?" the bar man said "No!", the next day the rabbit went into the bar and asked "Got any carrots?" the bar man said "NO!!", the next day the rabbit went into the bar and asked "Got any carrots?" and the bar man said "This is your last warning not to ask agian! NOOOOO!" the next day the rabbit went into the bar and asked "Got any carrots?" the bar man said "Ask agian i will pin your ears to the floor!". The next day the rabbit went into the bar and asked "Got any pins?" the bar man said "No" the rabbit said "Good. Got any carrots then?"
4 votes, average 5 of 5
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Right Direction...
Submitted by Kuci
February 18, 2009y.


You see it's written "Women", you enter - restroom...
8 votes, average 5 of 5
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Transporter
Submitted by Glenson
February 18, 2009y.


10 votes, average 4.6 of 5
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It's Raining Beer
Picture 1 submitted by B52, Picture 2 submitted by B52
February 18, 2009y.




Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense,
became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
11 votes, average 5 of 5
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