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Submitted by Chicago_boy
February 14, 2009y.


9 votes, average 4.11 of 5
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How to Save Your Money?
Submitted by uOttawa
February 14, 2009y.


A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last 5p.
"I invested that 5p in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for 10p."
"The next morning, I invested that 10p in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20p. I continued this system for a while, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of £14.00."
"And that's how you built an empire?" the boy asked.
"Heavens, no!" the man replied. "Then my wife's father died and left us two million pounds ."
11 votes, average 4.09 of 5
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Extra Soft Toilet Paper
Submitted by kos_yo
February 13, 2009y.


- What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?
- Woof!
12 votes, average 4.5 of 5
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Happy Dining!
Submitted by Simon
February 13, 2009y.


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
11 votes, average 4.18 of 5
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NO KIDDING!
Submitted by Mister_XY
February 13, 2009y.


The concept of the site is to combine funny pictures with jokes but here the picture says it all: No kidding! :)
18 votes, average 4.56 of 5
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Your Santa!
Submitted by Anonimous
February 09, 2009y.


Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can't remember).
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
37 votes, average 4.24 of 5
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