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What's Going On?
Submitted by deo
September 11, 2009y.


7 votes, average 3.86 of 5
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What's Wrong With My Car?
Submitted by Anonymous
September 08, 2009y.


4 votes, average 4.75 of 5
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Special Paper...
Submitted by Терминатора
September 08, 2009y.


5 votes, average 5 of 5
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You're Under Arrest!
Submitted by Anonymous
September 08, 2009y.


Police don't just pull you over right away. They follow you. They follow you for like 10, 15 blocks, and you're like, 'Damn.' You just want to get out of the car: 'Just give me the ticket! Stop messing with me! OK, I ran through a red light -- take it!'
6 votes, average 3.83 of 5
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Need for Speed...
Submitted by viktor_turboto
September 08, 2009y.


A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.
The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "Are we over the border yet?"
6 votes, average 4.83 of 5
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MEN?!?
Submitted by Rave
September 04, 2009y.


8 votes, average 4.75 of 5
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Evolution
Submitted by frank_c
August 26, 2009y.


A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey. The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
7 votes, average 4.29 of 5
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Moonwalk FAIL
August 26, 2009y.
8 votes, average 4.63 of 5
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